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The Slant’s House Specialties: V-Day Edition!

by the Slant’s In-House Mixestimateologist For Our Readers Lucky Enough to have Cupid’s Arrow Shoved Up Their Ass: 6 Jolly Rancher Hard Candies 3 Ounces Smirnoff Whipped Cream Vodka 1.5 Ounces Bacardi Ω box Sweethearts 2 Hershey Kisses A Handful of Rose Petals Ω dose well ground Viagra. A few oysters. Teaspoon True Love 4 […]

Two Roads Too Long

by Lily Williams February 2015 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, Took the one that had a hamburger at the end, Because I’m hungry and have been walking in this wood for way too long

Slant Recipe: Dinner for One

by Almaz Mesghina Ingredients: 2 large chicken breasts 1 tablespoon olive oil A hint of betrayal 1 onion, thinly sliced 1 cup, half empty 3/4 cup grape tomatoes, halved A couple of suspicious Facebook photos 2 potatoes, cut into even wedges A handful of spinach leaves 1 wedding, called off Salt and pepper to taste […]

Coco

by Grant Paton February 2015 My heart trembles when I think of your name The taste of the words frozen in my mind Haunting memories I can’t leave behind Rising emotions unable to tame With you in my arms nothing is the same To the rest of the world I am but blind Your love […]

Smashtacular

FOX Announces Second Family Guy Crossover

by Brandon Smith Cartoon Connoisseur October 2014 Thanks to the overwhelming success of The Simpsons Guy, which was Family Guy’s most watched episode since 2010, FOX has announced plans for a new crossover, entitled Smashtacular Squared. 20th Century FOX applauded the announcement, calling it “one of the most ambitious projects in the history of television.” […]

Armadillo

Research Team Investigates Allen Park Armadillo Infestation

by Mary Beth Schatzman Mammalian Manager February 2015 This week, a research team led by Vanderbilt biology professor Steve Bluffs will travel to Allen Park, Texas with the goal of obtaining extensive research regarding the increasing population of armadillos. “The exponential growth of the armadillo population in this area is astounding,” Bluffs said. “We’ve decided […]

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