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Vanderbilt Hires Nuns as Part of New Escort Service

by Jackson Parker Pious Peripatetic November 2014 In a recent effort to increase safety for students on their walks to and from residential halls and evening activities, Vanderbilt administration is working to implement a new transportation initiative involving Nashville nuns serving as walking escorts. Often times, students feel either too nervous or too incapacitated to […]

Local Conservatives Admit That They May Hate ISIS and Ebola More Than Obama

by Asad Pabani Partisan Pundit November 2014 In the immediate aftermath of the midterms, a local chair of the Tea Party admitted in an exclusive interview with The Slant that ISIS and Ebola may be a bigger threat to the United States than President Barack Obama. “I really thought there could be nothing worse for […]

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