In this scene from the hit movie Jewception, Dom Cobbstein contemplates whether or not he is in a dream within a dream within a dreidel within a dream.
Hello there. It’s been a while. I hope you have been well and that 2015 has treated you kindly so far. Above is an example of appropriate small talk for grandmothers, the elderly and most strangers. Effective and polite, this phrase has served me well for the past few years (as even in 2011 people […]
No matter your dating situation – dating, single, or trying to break up with your freaky undead lover – Valentine’s Day can be a tricky time to navigate. Where do you find the balance between sentimental and sappy, between raunchy and romantic, between caring and creepy? We at The Slant are here to help you […]
“Feminism, Equality or Affirmative Action?” By Kathy Yuan A heartfelt note to the author: We so enjoyed your satirical op-ed in last week’s Hustler that we wanted to spotlight it in our October edition, where we at The Slant feel it more sincerely belongs. Your pointed spin on such a sensitive issue was so subtly […]
by Lily Williams Culinary Connoisseur January 2015 The onset of “Arctic temperatures” has caused a significant decrease in Rand Dining Hall’s sales, but not for bad reason. Students have formed a new dinner club, calling their events “Donner Parties”, and are hosting meals in their dormitories in lieu of traveling through the cold to campus’ […]
By Colin Freilich Science Sorcerer January 2015 Monica Jacobson, a student at Vanderbilt University, is enrolled Biology lab on Thursday mornings and Organic Chemistry lab on Thursday afternoons. This incident has created a firestorm of controversy that has resulted in the firing of a lab instructor. Jacobson commented on the situation before the instructor was […]
by William Sox Hygiene Henry February 2015 Roommates confirmed yesterday that junior Katherine Eaves, who as recently as winter break insisted to her mother that she should be able to stay out as late as she wanted on the grounds that “she was a responsible adult now”, has for the past five consecutive days, intended […]
Roshan Poudel February 2015 After meeting Carrie Dunham at a mutual friend’s party, Michael Dillon is convinced she will one day make a great ex-girlfriend. “I was kind of hesitant to talk to her at first because it’s only been about two months since me and Stacy broke up,” said Michael. “But as soon as […]