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Human, and Not Kitty-ing

Inside sources at Kitty mansion say that she will come out of her hermitage with a tour entitled “ All Human,” late next month.


Rowling Tweeting Scandal

By Alex Wolfe J.K. Rowling’s latest tweet – “A ramble – I am my booby. So, no typewriter, no.” – has sent Harry Potter fans into a state of crisis as they struggle to find meaning within the cryptic phrase that anagrams into “I may write more soon … maybe … probably not.” This tweet […]

BREAKING: Tommy’s Family Maybe Poor

By Almaz Mesghina According to recent reports from close sources, Tommy’s family may be impoverished. “Yeah, Tommy’s family is definitely poor,” began fellow 7-year-old Aiden, who was the first in his class to notice the decline in Tommy’s family’s financial standing. “He always wears the same shoes every day,” Aiden said, “and he never gives […]


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